THE BIG SHOW - Band Schedule

These are the results from the Lottery League Bowling Night drawing to determine band order for The Big Show. Bands were drawn at random, giving the members their choice of available time slots.

The Big Show will begin at 5:00pm on Saturday April 12.
Each band will play a 10 minute set!
33 Bands on 3 stages... here is the schedule:


Beachland Tavern Jovana's Witness
Ballroom (second stage) Big Sex
Ballroom (main stage) Swayze All Over
Beachland Tavern Hungry Jack
Ballroom (second stage) Good News For People With Credit Problems
Ballroom (main stage) Old Dildo
Beachland Tavern Jettaland
Ballroom (second stage) Dehumidifier vs. Humidifier
Ballroom (main stage) Twist It Nasty

15 minute intermission

Beachland Tavern The Anal Cheetahs
Ballroom (second stage) Boris Karloff
Ballroom (main stage) Space Wizard
Beachland Tavern The Audacity of Dope
Ballroom (second stage) Shampoon
Ballroom (main stage) Mohammed Cartoon
Beachland Tavern Rad Bathhouse
Ballroom (second stage) Skunks of The Almighty
Ballroom (main stage) Homelesssexual

15 minute intermission

Beachland Tavern Free Moments
Ballroom (second stage) The Valley of Life
Ballroom (main stage) Allied Federation Partnership Association
Beachland Tavern Hapsburg Lip
Ballroom (second stage) Chicago UK
Ballroom (main stage) Postcards Along Foreign Shores
Beachland Tavern Gandhi SS
Ballroom (second stage) Fuck Is the New Black
Ballroom (main stage) Stimulus Package

15 minute intermission

Beachland Tavern Cleveland Public Power
Ballroom (second stage) Semper Fi
Ballroom (main stage) Bourbon Outfitters
Beachland Tavern Dr. Widget
Ballroom (second stage) Born Raped
Ballroom (main stage) Snuggle Prophet

We'll have photos from the night posted soon!

YOUR NEW FAVORITE BANDS

Here is the rundown of the Lottery League band names, complete with Myspace links where applicable and some practice photos. A couple bands are way ahead of the curve, already having songs posted!

THE BIG SHOW, Saturday April 12 at the Beachland is going to be an extraordinary night to say the least! We will have ticket information for you soon. Until then, here's the list...

ALLIED FEDERATION PARTNERSHIP ASSOCIATION

BIG SEX (pictured below)


BORIS KARLOFF

BORN RAPED (pictured below)


BOURBON OUTFITTERS

CHICAGO UK

CLEVELAND PUBLIC POWER (pictured below)


DEHUMIDIFIER VS. HUMIDIFIER

DR. WIDGET

FREE MOMENTS (pictured below)


FUCK IS THE NEW BLACK

GANDHI SS

GOOD NEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH CREDIT PROBLEMS - songs posted!! (pictured below)


HAPSBURG LIP

HOMELESSSEXUAL


HUNGRY JACK (pictured below)



JETTALAND

JOVANAS WITNESS (pictured below)


MOHAMMED CARTOON - songs posted!!

POSTCARDS ALONG FOREIGN SHORES

PSYCH

RAD BATHHOUSE (pictured below)


SCROTUM POLE

SEMPER FI (official) (FAN PAGE HERE)

SHAMPOON

SKUNKS OF THE ALMIGHTY

SNUGGLE PROPHET

SPACE WIZARD

STIMULUS PACKAGE

SWAYZE ALL OVER

THE ANAL CHEETAHS

THE VALLEY OF LIFE

TWIST IT NASTY

LOTTERY LEAGUE IN THE NEWS

Pick up an issue of this week's Free Times and read the Lottery League blurb written by participant and word slinger, Ron Kretsch.

Or if you hate touching newspaper with dry hands, read it online here.

Ron is also letting it rip on his personal blog with an account of his own Lotto experience and some photos. Get acquainted.

LOTTO NIGHT PHOTOS

New bandmates: "Hey! Those guys look like us!"


"Why did I just win a cake?!?"


"Mr. Incompatibility, keeping everything legit."


"Applause for the gorilla."


ALL PHOTOS BY LOU MUENZ: SEE MORE HERE!

BAND LINEUPS

FINAL BAND LINEUPS

These lineups are the results of the official "Lotto League" draft night held at Asterisk gallery, Saturday night, February 2nd, 2008.

Again, each musician and artist were chosen randomly with the only rule being that of "compatibility", which was determined by all players only being allowed to be in bands with others they have never been in bands with before.

And so let it begin:



BAND I
Scott Pickering (Flat Can Co., Speaker/Cranker)
Chris Rager (Cheap Tragedies, Lovekill)
Jen Stiles (Argyle Denial)
Brendan Sedlak (Clan of the Cave Bear, Self Destruct Button)


BAND II
Jonathan Morgan (Disengage)
Chris Smith (Keelhaul, Inmates)
Bubba O'Connor (Machine Go Boom, Burger Boys)
Mike Diliberto (Boatzz, 30 Lincoln)
Matthew T (20,000 Leagues Under the Industry)


BAND III
John Polomsky (Bare Essentials)
Dale Ursic (Homostupids, The X Bolex)
Mike Rodemann (No Peace, Puncture Wound)
Dave Petrovich (The Very Knees, The Perfect Guy)

BAND IV
Chris Cannon (Matter + Memory)
Justic Coulter (Roue, Shells)
Christa Eberts (UnoLady)
Jason Byers (Disengage)
Chris Kulscar (This Moment In Black History, Chargers Street Gang)


BAND V
Sean Djuricic (National Suicide Day)
Ryan Weitzel (Mystery of Two, Home and Garden)
Todd Pincombe (Insurrect, Halving)
Sebastian Wagner (Tall Pines, Southern Trespass)

BAND VI
Jon Thomas (Volcanos Awake)
David Russel (Jerk, A Real Knife Head)
Ken Janssen (Hot Rails, The Vista Cruisers)
Morte Treehorn (Kill The Hippies, Electric Man)
Dave Cintron (Terminal Lovers, Dimbulb)


BAND VII
Lisa Pouluvcin (Hot Cha Cha, The Very Knees)
Matt Majesky (The X Bolex, State of Ohio)
Tony Merritt (Freedom, Chum)
Jenna Barvitski (Giants of Gender, The Devotees)

BAND VIII
Stanton Thatcher (Tall Pines, Tokyo Storm Warning)
John Kalman (Roue)
Michael Marks (To Be A Highpowered Executive)
Chris Frohring (Bedwhistle)

BAND IX
Roseanna Safos (Black River Baby, Kill Shawn's Head)
Paul Maccarrone (The Deathers, Giant Eagle)
Josh Durocher-Jones (Insurrect, Sun God)
Jeff Harris (Roue)


BAND X
Steve Mehlman (Roue, Pere Ubu)
Scott Hosner (Black Wolf, Argyle Denial)
Jacob Trombetta (6 Parts 7)
Buddy Akita (This Moment In Black History, The TKO's)

BAND XI
Dustin Thomas (Casual Future)
Matthew Robinson (To Be A Highpowered Executive, 20goto10)
Kyle Farrell (Giants of Gender)
Dan Polito (Karate For Kids)
Rafeeq Washington (blktygr, Vernacular)

BAND XII
Christina Akita (Short Rabbits, Jukebox Value)
Lisa Ellis (Britches, Volcanos Awake)
Krissy Brannan (Kong Sauce, Rather Honey)
Krauty McKraut (Seers, Puffy Areolas)
John Rodemann (Thumbs Up!)

BAND XIII
Michael Lassins (To Be A Highpowered Executive)
Mike Ocampo (JJ Magazine, Mystery of Two)
Carol Schumacher (Tough & Lovely, Detroit Cobras)
Jarmara (Dad of Rock)

BAND XIV
Nate Schieble (The X Bolex, Self Destruct Button)
Andrew Penmer (Plasma For Guns, Tightrope Kaleidoscope)
Shawn Mishak (Kid Tested)
Leslie Basalla (Vital Mines)

BAND XV
Matt Lindsay (Doktor Bitch, Sockeye)
Paul Sydorenko (JJ Magazine, Sanchpa)
Stephe Kuchna (New Lou Reeds, Prole Art Threat)
Dave Taha (Chloroform, Red Shift)

BAND XVI
Will Scharf (Keelhaul, Craw)
Jamie Bennett (Unsparing Sea)
Matt Valerino (Bella Sylva, Volcanos Awake)
Joe Milan (Uva Ursi, Hookboy)

BAND XVII
Matt Clement (Kong Sauce, Bella Sylva)
Nathan Bowers (Tusco Terror, Dirty Lords)
Lawrence Caswell (National Suicide Day, Lives of the Saints)
Tony Vorell (Expecting Rain)

BAND XVIII
Matt Fish (Lives of the Saints, Chargers Street Gang)
Davis Straub (State of Ohio, Neo Nothing)
Adrian Bertolone (Ay, Shells)
Noah Hrbek (To Be A Highpowered Executive)
PP Envy (Kill The Hippies)

BAND XIX
Bob Zieger (Darvocets, Cider)
Mandy Aramouni (Hot Cha Cha, Poor Sailor)
Carrie Bukala (Machine Go Boom, Kill Shawn's Head)
Wyatt Howland (Skin Graft, Dead Peasant Insurance)
Skot Thompson (OnePointThree, Rancid Yak Butter Tea Party)

BAND XX
Kevin Jaworski (Sun God, Nine Shocks Terror)
Matt Jauch (Boatzz, Chalkline)
Rodny Davis (Dad of Rock)
Brittany Hudak (The Very Knees, Shesus)

BAND XXI
John Delzoppo (Clan of the Cave Bear, Yeti Scalp)
Josh Banaszak (Homostupids, McShitz)
Jack Smiley (Hard Luck Trio, 9 Volt Haunted House)
Steve Stanaszek (???)

BAND XXII
Shawn Flowers (Chum, Tachyon Lane)
Jae Kristoff (The Deathers, Land of Buried Treasure)
Gabe Schray (Houseguest, Genetically Yours)
Mike Uva (Hookboy, Emily Rock Group)
Pete Levine (Sun God, Mystery of Two)

BAND XXIII
Mike Baranick (Machine Go Boom, Washout Corporation)
Zach Starnik (JJ Magazine, Sammy Slims)
Matthew Gengler (Aloha, The Perfect Guy)
Tara Klein (Unsparing Sea, Akron Symphony Orchestra)


BAND XXIV
Jon Csicsilla (Big Barn, New Lou Reeds)
Craig Rockwell (To Be A Highpowered Executive)
Aaron Melnick (Inmates, Integrity)
Joshua Jesty (This is Exploding)
Ken Picklesimer Jr. (Kill The Hippies, Lionel Jefferson Airplane)

BAND XXV
Carl Holt (Zyklus II, In Cold Blood)
Tony Erba (Cheap Tragedies, Face Value)
Ted Flynn (Theodore Vril, Flux Up 10%)
Nick Lacotta (Hot Rails)

BAND XXVI
Greg Hyland (Kiddo, The Twilight)
JP Gamier (Zyklus II, Glocknein)
Gheramy Demery (Poor Sailor, Golden Ox)
Rob Resch (Ohm's Law, I Sing The Body Electric)


The Anal Cheetahs*
Nick Riley (Mystery of Two, The Lobster Clause)
Brian Straw (Low Lamps, 6 Parts 7)
Katherine Koenig (Maximum Consumption)
Stephanie Griffin (Afternoon Naps, Cleveland Country Band)
Julius Kwolek (Hoagie Tres, Plus Ultra)


BAND XXVIII
J Guy (Dead Peasant Insurance, Scarcity of Tanks)
Rich Raponi (Self Destruct Button, The Deathers)
Jim Karpinski (Burger Boys, Giant Eagle)
Jeff Curtis (Iron Ixide, Gem)
John Neely (Tokyo Storm Warning)

BAND XXIX
Marc Russo (Sun God, No Peace)
Beckett Warren (ICUP, Beckett and Friends)
Michael Pultz (blktygr, Seers)
Victor Anaya (McShitz, Pathetics)

BAND XXX
Ryan Kearney (The Twilight, Volta Sound)
Heather Gmucs (Hot Cha Cha, Decline)
Nick Kelley (ICUP, Cripple Kid)
Ron Kretsch (Lives of the Saints, Proletarian Art Threat)

BAND XXXI
Matt Chasney (Poor Sailor, 6 Parts 7)
Miss Melvis (Flat Can Co., Chump)
Scott McHenry (Lionel Jefferson Airplane, Hobble Hoof)
Kat Stewart (Iron Oxide, Black Cabbage)

BAND XXXII
Glen McNeil (JJ Magazine, Space Age Miracles)
Edward Angel Sotelo (Cobra Verde, The Conservatives)
Karen Wegryn (Panterydactyl, Mother Button)
Lou Arocho (The X Bolex, Small Object A)

BAND XXXIII
Jim Konya (Nunslaughter, Schnauzer)
Roxanne Starnik (Blisse Anonyon Atu, JJ Magazine)
Mike Tolan (Tusco Terror, 6 Parts 7)
Jimmy Donadio (Flat Can Co., Speaker/Cranker)

*The band "The Anal Cheetahs" (drafted as Band - XXVII) in the proper spirit of this, and in following the very few important rules of this league, has already named their band. As all the other band names get sent into the Council they too will replace the only temporary roman numeral naming.

Good Luck, Ladies and Gentlemen.

-The Council